1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.
this is me every fucking time(via veganvibez)
If you know yourself, you’ll not be harmed by what is said about you.
— Arab proverb (via shesinacoma)
reblog if your vagina glows in the dark
what if garbage was spelled like garbij
*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him